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Purple Haze is a sativa dominant hybrid strain that is a potent cross between the rare yet popular Purple Thai x Haze strains. Purple Haze was named after Jimi Hendrix’s classic 1967 song and is one of the most famous strains ever thanks to its popularity in the 1960s. Users describe the Purple Haze high as one with almost immediate high-energy cerebral stimulation accompanied by an intense sense of creative inspiration and blissful contentment. You may experience a mild body buzz that is warming and spreads from your head and neck throughout the rest of your body. Due to these potent effects, Purple Haze in ideal strain for treating patients suffering from conditions such as fatigue, mild to moderate cases of depression, and chronic stress or anxiety.

Pure Vida, also known as “Pura Vida” or “Pure Life,” is a super rare indica dominant hybrid strain created through a cross of the potent LA Pure Kush x Appalachia strains. Pure Vida is one bud you don’t want to underestimate. The high hits you slowly, creeping up on you with a slightly tingly feeling in the back of your neck and spine before completely taking ahold of you and pulling you into a numbing state of sedation. You’ll be utterly couch-locked and completely relaxed in this state, unaware of anything happening around you as you fall deeper and deeper into a full-bodied stone.

Kush Mint is an evenly balanced hybrid strain created through a potent cross of the classic Bubba Kush x Animal Mints. Perfect for any fan of a super minty flavor, Kush Mint brings on well-balanced effects that hit both mind and body with a high level of potency Kush Mint has a fabulously sharp minty taste with hints of fresh coffee and earthy cookies to it. The aroma is of earthy sweet woods and rich spicy coffee with a heavy kick of mint. The Kush Mint high isn’t quite as eye-opening as the flavor, with relaxing effects that will have you kicking back and pretty sleepy if you’re not careful. It starts with a warming tingle in the spine, filling you with a sense of deep permeating relaxation that ebbs and flows outwards through your limbs until you are totally calm in both mind and body. 

If you’re looking for laid back vibes and a buoyancy of mood that keeps the good times rolling, look no further than Dulce De Uva. Translated to “Sweet Grape,” this cultivar offers a unique blend of nutty aromas and flavors with a hint of gas that follows, making it more reminiscent of a diesel strain than sweet fruit. A caryophyllene-dominant terpene profile with myrcene means Dulce De Uva can be quite helpful for pain relief, while limonene offers an uplifting experience.

Prepare to embark on a tantalizing journey with Lazy River Products’ latest creation: Grasshopper Moose Bites! Immerse yourself in the refreshing essence of a classic grasshopper cocktail reimagined into an irresistible cannabis-infused edible.
Picture this: a smooth white chocolate base infused with cool, minty flavors that evoke memories of sipping on a frosty grasshopper. But that’s just the beginning of the adventure. With each bite, you’ll discover a luscious layer of rich dark chocolate, adding depth and indulgence to the experience. And as if that weren’t enough to tantalize your taste buds, crispy mint candy pieces are scattered throughout, delivering a satisfying crunch and an extra burst of minty freshness.
As for the creation of this unique product; LRP Moose Bites are made from carefully crafted recipes using the best ingredients, including in-house derived cannabinoids from our award winning flower. All of which was harvested from within the same facility as our custom gourmet kitchen. These standard onset edibles will bring you relaxing THC effects in 1-2 hours, ensuring a gradual and soothing experience.
Elevate your edible game with Grasshopper Moose Bites – where every bite is a refreshing escape!

Bursting on to the Lazy River Products scene, the new yummy Grape Nerd Burst Gummies!

This delectable Moose Chew tastes reminiscent of grape soda, with a sweet tangy twist. These dual textured treats combine crunchy and chewy with a pop of delicious grape candy featuring the original pink and purple Nerds. As a standard onset gummy, you’ll feel the effects of these THC edibles within about 30-120 minutes after consuming.

 these gummies offer a delightful mix of cherry, blue raspberry, and lime, capturing the essence of the classic bomb pop.
As for the creation of this unique product, LRP Moose Chews are made from carefully crafted recipes using the best ingredients, including in-house derived cannabinoids from our award-winning flower. All of which was harvested from within the same facility as our custom gourmet kitchen.
Spark up some fun any season with a summer fav!

NEW Breakfast in Bed Nighttime FUSION Moose Chews bring the big taste of Blueberry Pancakes to you in a small bite. Blueberry and Maple Syrup flavors, our own in-house cannabis derived Pancakez Terpenes, and Passion Flower Extract, a noted significant sleep-inducer, now allows you to end your day with the most important meal and catch up on your ZZZ’s without the sticky mess! Our Nighttime Fusion is an exciting unique product line that divides our curated sleep focused 1:1:1 ratio of Delta-9 THC, CBD, and CBN into both a fast acting and standard onset delivery system. This combination works synergistically to help you fall asleep quickly and then stay asleep, all without the next day hangover.

Indulge in a delightful treat with our LRP Lemon Meringue Moose Bites, a perfect blend of tangy lemon and smooth white chocolate, crowned with a crunchy wafer topping. Each bite delivers a burst of refreshing lemon flavor that harmoniously melds with the creamy richness of white chocolate, offering a truly exquisite taste experience.

As for the creation of this unique product; LRP Moose Bites are made from carefully crafted recipes using the best ingredients, including in-house derived cannabinoids from our award winning flower. All of which was harvested from within the same facility as our custom gourmet kitchen.
A Tangy Twist to Tranquility!

This product contains a 2:1 ratio of THC:CBD.
Indulge in the ultimate fusion of decadence and crunch with our Cocoa Crunch Moose Bites. These delightful chocolate bites are crafted to perfection, offering an irresistible treat that combines the best of both worlds.

Savor the rich, velvety blend of dark and milk chocolate that melts in your mouth, paired with a satisfying crunch of perfectly toasted cereal pieces. Each bite is a harmonious balance of smooth chocolate and crispy goodness, creating a taste sensation that will leave you craving more.

As for the creation of this unique product, LRP Moose Bites are made from carefully crafted recipes using the best ingredients, including in-house derived cannabinoids from our award winning flower. All of which was harvested from within the same facility as our custom gourmet kitchen. These bites should bring you relaxing THC effects in 5-15 minutes
Elevate Your Snack Time with a Perfect Crunch and Indulgent Chocolate Harmony!

Indulge in the ultimate cannabis-infused treat with Lazy River Products’ newest creation: Mudslide Moose Bites! Savor the essence of a classic mudslide cocktail reimagined into a decadent confection. Picture a creamy white chocolate base, infused with the rich flavors of coffee, chocolate, and a hint of Irish cream. But that’s just the beginning. These delectable bites take it up a notch by incorporating dark chocolate-covered crisped cereal, delivering a satisfying crunch with every mouthful.

As for the creation of this unique product; LRP Moose Bites are made from carefully crafted recipes using the best ingredients, including in-house derived cannabinoids from our award winning flower. All of which was harvested from within the same facility as our custom gourmet kitchen.

Delve into a harmonious blend of textures and flavors, where creamy meets crispy in an explosion of indulgence. Each bite promises an unparalleled experience for cannabis enthusiasts with a penchant for sweets. These standard onset edibles will bring you relaxing THC effects in 1-2 hours, ensuring a gradual, soothing journey into bliss.

Unleash your taste buds and elevate your cannabis experience with Mudslide Moose Bites – where every bite is a moment of pure delight.

Dante’s Inferno is brought to us by Clearwater Genetics and Tiki Madman Genetics. It is a cross of Oreoz and Devil Driver, giving it a nice variety of profiles and stunning looks.
Now don’t let the name frighten you! Dante’s Inferno is more angel than devil. Known for its amazing flavor and frosty look you’ll enjoy the smell of strawberries, cream, and cherry that will fill your nose right away. When smoked, you’ll get a similar aroma along with a vanilla nuttiness and hint of spice to round it out. The buds are big, dense and green with hints of pink and orange. You’ll also notice larger white trichomes that cover the buds, giving them a nice icy look. More delicious than devilish, Dante’s Inferno does not disappoint.
As for the genetics; Oreoz is a cross of Cookies & Cream x Secret Weapon, a 70/30 Indica dominant strain, that lives up to its name. Having a spicy & sweet chocolate nuttiness profile with some diesel aromas it’s like consuming that Oreo dirt pudding dessert, but with some diesel. Oreoz is typically a dense, bright neon green bud with amber hairs that complete this cultivar.
Devil Driver is a cross of Sundae Driver x Melonade. A Sativa leaning hybrid that will have you uplifted and energized, it has citrus, fruit, melon and grape flavors. Imagine a bowl of Fruity Pebbles. The buds are dense purple and green with orange hairs and bright white trichomes.
Take a taste and you may just feel liked you’ve sinned, but Dante’s Inferno will get you feeling better in no time!
This cultivar won 2nd place for Hybrid flower in the 2023 High Times Cup!